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The Bald JD Vance meme template is one of those internet accidents that looks like it was engineered in a laboratory for maximum absurdity. Picture this: Vance, stripped of his trademark hair, staring out with a mixture of misplaced confidence and unsettling vulnerability, like a man who just Googled “does baldness increase testosterone” and is now convinced he’s a prophet. The shine on his dome is so polished you half expect a lighthouse to emerge from it, guiding lost ships through the fog of Ohio politics. In meme form, his hairless pate becomes a canvas onto which the internet projects everything: misplaced wisdom, doomed certainty, or the deadpan aura of a guy explaining how canned chili is a personality. It’s the rare political meme that works even if you don’t know who he is; baldness is universal comedy fuel. The more people caption it, the funnier it get each iteration exaggerates his bald glow until he looks like a Marvel villain whose superpower is “takes online arguments too seriously.” It’s less about Vance himself and more about the archetype: a man who shaved his head not for fashion, not for function, but because destiny demanded a bald meme icon.